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In bold font on envelope:

POSTMASTER: Please rush to addressee.

addressee:

CURRENT RESIDENT

...Yeah, I'll open that right up.

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[info]ashtur wrote:
Jun. 14th, 2009 05:52 pm (UTC)
Of course it's important! It's vital in fact! Their entire business depends on you buying whatever they're hawking!

Ok, so, maybe more important to them, than you.

Heh.

I love stupid junk mail... at least until I think of the waste.
[info]jennawaterford wrote:
Jun. 25th, 2009 01:57 am (UTC)
Hey, stranger! I can't urge you to post more because I am not great with the posting lately, but... POST MORE (please)!
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